Did y’all know that Kathy Griffin found her second assistant on MySpace? This is kind of outdated news, but I was thinking about it last night while watching her new stand-up special Straight To Hell (since their iTunes contract is up, Bravo needs to release a compilation DVD or something!) Anyway she did; her name is Tiffany, and judging from the last season of My Life On The D-List, she is kind of awesome, but still! I would love to hear the inner dialogue that justified that decision; I mean, what made her think she wasn’t a deranged stalker like so many of us… I mean, so many on MySpace?
Plus, I wrote Kathy a part in my show (yes, the woman who shook sh*t hands for her country and who is pictured here, almost mooning her audience during a taping for one of said Bravo specials), and I promote the hell out of it on MySpace, and she still doesn’t respond to my messages! Okay, in all fairness, I think the site I was sending them to ended up being only a fansite, and I don’t technically have the money to shoot the pilot… or a network behind me ready to put it on-air anytime soon... But you better believe that I’ll be waiting for her outside the Kodak Theatre in January, with a fresh-off-the-printers copy of my book in hand, like a crazy inventor on HSN who needs celebrities to endorse my product in order to get a sale. I hope she’ll be flattered; I hope she loves the role. It’s definitely a step up from some of other gigs she gets called for anyway... like helping those crazy inventors sell their sh*t on HSN. I mean... that’s legit, Kathy; it’s awesome :) Okay, I’ll just shut up now, while I haven’t completely offended my God (What? I don’t have an Emmy yet!).