Pot Suckers. Sounds like a joke, right? Or at least it did to me. Green lollipops wrapped in white, newspapery wrappers boasting they taste like marijuana. Even if they're real, I can't imagine they'd fly off shelves. I mean, do people really smoke pot because they like the taste? While the story that the news has been reporting about the marketing to kids (well, duh, guys; it's a piece of candy; kids are the prime demographic!) is not particularly funny, the name of the Senator spearheading the whole "no sale to minors" campaign (not unlike cigarettes, I suppose) most certainly is. That is because the man is Georgia Senator Doug Stoner.
Okay, it might be a little funnier if his name was Joe.