Thursday, May 14, 2009

Hottie of the Week: Brian Austin Green...

After so much focus on hot women in the last couple of days with Maxim unveiling their newest list, I'm certainly glad to get back to my weekly Hottie of the Week column! In case you haven't noticed, I only profile men I find attractive here. No suggestions welcome ;) PS: People Magazine, feel free to contact me if and when you decide to have an event for your Sexiest Men issue because you know I would be all over covering THAT!

I'm not usually all that willing to overlook some past fashion missteps, like MC Hammer pants and fade-tops and shiny hoop earrings (on men). I'm even less inclined to overlook some past creative missteps, like poor writing (and even worse dancing) in white-bread, corn-fed rap videos. My feeling has always been that you have to know who you are as an artist before entering this business or you'll be too easily swept up by thoughts of fame and dollar signs. Brian Austin-- err, excuse me, I mean A. Green falls into the latter category, unfortunately, as eye-candy-actor-turned-rapped-turned-serious-actor. Normally, I would never indulge his behavior, especially for a single dad who is "engaged to" a twenty-something-child who prides herself on parading around in bikinis, bras, and the occasional trucker hat. But something about Green is attractive, even after all of these years-- oh that's right, it's just him. He has truly come into his own not as the boy who caught Donna Martin's eye in the nineties but as the man who has caught mine today.

2 comments:

Jaime said...

It's still unsettling how hot he got. I met him at The Coffee Bean when I first moved to LA and, even pre-Sarah Connor Chronicles/Megan Fox he was hot. It's weird.

Jamie said...

Wasn't Megan Fox like 18 or 19 when they first got together? Does cradle robbing count as hot?