Thursday, June 25, 2009

Pop Culture Tourette's...

aka All Of The Things I Want To Comment On But Are Now "Old News"

Andy Cohen getting his own talk show (lame-- but lucky S.O.B.)...Perez Hilton taking to Twitter to report an assault (dumb ass)...Jon & Kate's no-surprise separation...Ryan Reynolds' half-naked Entertainment Weekly cover (hot)...The wannabes diving into a 7000 square foot cupcake on Paris' New BFF (heaven)...The klassiest New Jersey Housewife has a sex tape (spoiler alert: the sheets are stained with self-tanner)...Yet another Apprentice cast-off finding a reality home on Bravo (and one ex-Real World doppelganger, too)...Ryan Reynolds' half-naked Entertainment Weekly cover (hot!)...Teen Wolf as the next in a long line of revamps, redos, and revivals (being mucked up by Viacom)...Audrina Patridge getting her own show (yawn)...Ellen and Portia's dogs are their kids, and that's enough for them (and me!)...Bruno is coming...Ryan Reynolds' half-naked Entertainment Weekly cover (HOT)...Mariah responding to "Bagpipes From Baghdad" in her new single (and she quotes Mean Girls at the top!)...Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo broke up (who remembered/cared they were even still together?)...Best Week Ever getting cancelled...Troop Beverly Hills being released on iTunes (just in time for Mr. Troop Mom)...Adam Lambert's Rolling Stone cover delivering as much "news" as Lance Bass' People cover...Ryan Reynolds' half-naked Entertainment Weekly cover (HOT!)...

HOT!

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