Friday, June 26, 2009

Pretty But Dumb...Oh, I'm Sorry, That's Pretty Dumb...

I think I'm going to start a new column called "Stupid Things Celebrities Say." Case in point:

"I was stressed that [Jennifer's Body] wasn't a movie about special effects, so people are actually going to be watching what I'm doing."

"I think I could be [a really good actress]. If I really buckle down, I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven't done anything yet."

Le sigh, Megan Fox; le sigh. You were so much prettier before the nose job, huge tattoos, collagen injections, and smirky-sneer face posing on the red carpet. And now you're exhibiting that you think your chosen profession is a joke. Admitting you haven't had to actually act just calls out anyone who has ever hired you for doing so just because they wanted to sleep with you. Way to bite the hand that feeds you-- even if it's honest. Also, nice tense change in the first quote, Mensa Megan.

1 comment:

Jamie said...

Clearly she knows she's dumb and not hired for her stellar acting skillz. She's not polite about it, but she is honest.

The part about her that annoys me (this may actually not even be her fault) is how every article has ehr talking about how she doesn't sleep around but she's very sexual but IT'S NOT HER FAULT! She naturally "oozes" sexuality so it's not like she's promoting her own sex appeal.

Oh but wait! When you talk about being very sexual in articles from men's magazines (for which you are posing in underwear or bikinis), you ARE in fact promoting your sex appeal. I just wish she were honest about that as well. We get that she's comfortable with being sexy, but she should acknowledge that it is her only marketing tool at the moment. It's no accident.