Mark-Paul Gosselaar has just signed on to star in an Off-Broadway play alongside my quirky crush Justin Kirk from Weeds. You mean I can have Zack Morris sweating on me, mere inches from my first row seat? And what about that stage door action??? He is set to begin his run in early November, so I will be stocking up on thermal undies and Ugg boots now in order to brave the harsh cold of New York in the winter in order to finally meet my life-long crush live and in person. Who's up for a road trip???