Friday, February 12, 2010

Pop Culture Valentines...

"Roses are red;
your kickass Impala is black;
Dean Winchester, you have my heart,
but I don't want it back."

"Roses are red;
violets are blue;
Jim Halpert, if you were at my Corporation,
I would have put up with the rest of the poo
(to still work there, too)."

"Roses are red,
Dexter Morgan, just like your blood slides.
Now that Rita is gone you need me:
a second wife but also a partner in crime."

"Roses are red;
I would be blue
if you end up with Cate, Nate Bazile,
because I want to own that bar with you!"

"Roses are red;
I will fund your denim line dream,
Ben Epstein, if you dump the east coast
ex-girlfriend & cigarettes, and buy me a ring."

"Roses are red;
you were a bad boy but damaged, too;
Sawyer, you're destined for great things,
and I'd want to be stuck on an island with you."

1 comment:

Jenna said...

Fantastic! Livin the life for the rest of us!