
Friday, April 30, 2010
Win 'Party Down' Season One on DVD!...


Thursday, April 29, 2010
Madison for 'Modern Family'...
Guess Who's Back? No, REALLY Back!...
Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
Yeah, It's been a ride...
I guess i had to go to that place to get to this one
Now some of you might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take this sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'm let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say 'em or do something I do it, I don't give a damn
What you think, I'm doing this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up, if a thing's stopping me
I'mma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearing down your balcony
No if ands or buts don't try to ask him why or how can he
From Infinite down to the last Relapse album he's still shit and
Whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shit's his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth he's got the urge
To pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe
I'm not afraid to take a stand (take a stand)
Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
Ok quit playin' with the scissors and shit, and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in the rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your feelings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last Relapse CD was "ehhhh"
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't going back to that now
All I'm tryna say is get back, click-clack BLAOW
Cause I ain't playin' around
There's a game called circle and I don't know how
I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryna figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud's still follow's me around
But it's time to exercise these demons
These motherfuckers are doing jumping jacks now!
I'm not afraid to take a stand (take a stand)
Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'mma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'mma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realize what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they can do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers, and drop dead
No more beef flingers, no more drama from now on, I promise
To focus soley on handling my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters and raise it
You couldn't lift a single shingle lonely
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Put a corner pub and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazing at stars, I feel amazing and...
I'm not afraid to take a stand (take a stand)
Everybody (everybody) come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just let you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road!"
This is what I love: people count you out (myself included, to a degree), and you come back harder, stronger, smarter and prove them all wrong. Eminem's next studio album, "Recovery," is set for a June 22nd release. He has said that he scrapped plans for "Relapse 2" because he felt the songs he was writing were of a different tone and caliber than the ones that made it on the first album, and I think by listening to this one single alone, you can see how and why. Hell, he calls it out in the lyrics themselves that "Relapse" was far from his best work!
Death Stopped By. He Says Hello...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
L.A: A Cupcake Connoisseur's Dream...
Yes, cupcakes. They certainly are trendy nowadays, aren’t they? They’ve shown up on hit television shows like Modern Family, in the form of an after-school snack for little Manny and his family, and 30 Rock, on both Liz Lemon’s pajamas and a display at her “mandatory” party. But more often than that, they appear in my kitchen cabinets, in bags that boast logos from some of the best bakeries in Los Angeles.
They also appear at all of my parties-- parties, which-- I might add-- have never evolved past the group viewing of very special episodes or made-for-TV movies. When I was a kid, I had friends over for pizza and ice cream sundaes when Zack and Kelly got married after Saved by the Bell: The College Years had come to an end. I did the same during the first few Ashley & Mary-Kate Olsen original TV movies, like To Grandmother's House We Go. In college, I even hosted a Friends finale party. Now I just pick random weekends and random TV on DVD and do marathon viewing events for the aforementioned 30 Rock and Supernatural.
I like to pride myself on the fact that I’ve become something of a cupcake connoisseur of late, but really I think I’m more of a cupcake snob. At an office birthday party, an old co-worker of mine brought in pre-packaged pastries from the supermarket, and though I still ate one (I have a sweet tooth that knows no bounds), I complained about it until the last swipe of frosting had been licked clean from my fingertips.
So how do you know where to go when you’re looking for a sweet snack for a special occasion—or hell, just a Tuesday!? Starbucks and Cinnabon now offer options. Starbucks has three flavors to Cinnabon’s four, with the latter also offering a variety pack. But neither are made fresh everyday, and both require double doses of extra-sugary frosting to make up for it! Coldstone even sold limited edition ice-cream cupcakes for a while last year. Those were a bit pricey and only bite-sized but still a refreshing treat, and a great way for the ice cream conglomerate to stay “up” with the times!
But why settle? Los Angeles is known for decadent cupcake bakeries, which is something of an anomaly in and of itself considering this town is known for breeding starving artists and waify actors who appear to spend thousands of dollars to find ways to avoid eating. There’s something for everyone in just about every neighborhood! There are Yummy Cupcakes and Vanilla Bakeshop in Santa Monica, Big Sugar Bakeshop in Studio City, and even Mardy’s Munchies, which right now serves only at the Highland Park Farmer’s Market but is currently planning a retail space of its own. And of course there are the two biggest competitors, just blocks away from each other in Beverly Hills: Sprinkles and Crumbs.
Recently I got into a semi-debate with a friend over which one of the latter two was better. She claimed Sprinkles because they fly in ingredients from all over the world, making their products much more than something you could whip up at home. From Callebaut cocoa to Nielsen-Massey vanilla, their cupcakes are always rich and moist, and they even sell miniature versions for dogs!
But I argued that Crumbs was superior for all of their specialty, filling in the middle, cupcakes like Baba Booey, Fluffernutter, and Grasshopper. Crumbs’ flavors are available anytime you walk in—and with more than one location in L.A. alone, you don’t have to drive twenty miles—and twenty minutes—out of your way just to get a sugar fix. With Sprinkles, you have to plan ahead if you want a specific kind because they offer only a handful of flavors on any given day of the week.
I have sampled cupcakes from all of these bakeries, and Crumbs still comes out on top every time, in my opinion. But I encourage you all to play for yourselves! My recommendation is to try a Red Velvet cupcake from each one for your comparison test. Whichever one uses the right ratio of light and fluffy cream cheese frosting to smooth chocolatey cake according to your own standards will be the clear winner across the board, guaranteed. Bonus points if they throw chocolate chips into their batter!
Woof Wednesday #50...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Cuckoo For Coco: A Fan Account...

Conan transitions flawlessly from the monologue into the first musical number, an hilarious recreation of an Elvis song about growing up poor in the south, reworked to ruefully fit O'Brien's upper middle class upbringing in the affluent Boston suburb of Brookline. After the first song, Andy Richter joined Conan on stage and I was transported back to my parents' living room, circa the mid-1990s. Another aspect of Conan as a performer that I truly appreciate is his ability to share the stage – Andy wasn't there to play "second banana." Both nights they riffed off each other, laughed with and at each other, and basked in that back-and-forth chemistry that drew so many of us in all those years ago. One of my favourite bits was "Groupie Cam," during which Andy scans the crowd looking for groupies for Conan. All of the women, and many men, stand up and wave, hoping to have their image projected onto the big screen. For his part, O'Brien grants us with his trademark purrs, meows, and other awkward responses to women. With each show the tour finds a popular local establishment and Andy creates a commercial spoof – LA's was Big Mama's & Papa's Pizza. He even took the stage solo at one point for a segment of the show called "What I Learned," during which he pokes fun at himself and show business.
The show progresses rather seamlessly between pre-recorded video bits, sketches, insane musical performances, celebrity guests and even a stand-up routine from popular Tonight Show writer Deon Cole. I've seen Cole perform live a few times since January, and he never fails to bring the house down. One of the highlights, aside from the music, is a bit brought back from the old Late Night show. Longtime fans will recall with much enthusiasm the Walker, Texas Ranger Lever segment once featured frequently, which has been reenvisioned for the tour as the "Chuck Norris Rural Policeman Handle." It was at this point during both LA shows that numerous well-known faces came out to assist in pulling the handle to showcase ridiculous clips from the '90s series. On Saturday night Jack McBrayer, Aziz Ansari, Jonah Hill and Jon Hamm took the stage to assist in the bit, while on Sunday Sarah Silverman replaced Hamm. Perhaps one of the most notable and talked about guest appearances was during Conan's "power ballad," as he launched into Five for Fighting's "Superman." The first night Jim Carrey appeared from the backstage door, clad in a Superman costume and the pair shared a hilarious duet. The second night saw Conan don the Superman costume as Carrey appeared as Kick Ass, and both kicked the song up a notch with improvised antics.
As the show came to a close with a fantastic musical number, the crowd jumped up and cheered and chanted until the LPB returned to the stage, smiling and waving. The encore was a rockabilly number, a song that Conan said had no relevance or meaning to anything, he just happened to really like it. As he sang "40 Days," O'Brien leaped off the stage and ran through the crowd, high fiving as many fans as possible. He then stopped in the audience to jam for a moment, before finishing his run through the crowd and returning to the stage. Each night, all of the celebrity guests, as well as the Masturbating Bear, came out to dance with Conan's backup dancers, the Coquettes. Giant yellow balls with a cartoon drawing of O'Brien were tossed into the audience, and the entirety of the Gibson sang, danced, clapped and stomped through the number, cheering loudly as the show came to its final close.
I'm actually still trying to wrap my brain around how unfathomably incredible the show was, and perhaps cannot coherently recount my experience. I will say that, while I always knew Conan had musical talent, he really is a force of nature on the guitar. As a performer, he has a presence and energy that pulls one in. He seemed genuinely excited to see the fans, humbled by the enthusiasm, and even made it a point to speak about how wonderful the people of Universal were to he and his staff during their short stay on the lot. Both evenings were 100% about Conan and Co. having a great deal of fun with the fans – flash photography and video recording were even encouraged. [In fact, the tour's official website, Team Coco.com, scours YouTube for videos to post to the blog for other fans to see.]...
My RENT Hollywood Dream Cast...
Monday, April 26, 2010
Jason Manns Has A More Mature Sound And A New Role As Movie Producer…
Jason Manns is a singer/songwriter who has been dubbed “Angel Voice” by his fans. His self-titled album debuted in 2006 to only positive reviews, and since then he has toured the world alone and with his good friend Jensen Ackles, performing at various Supernatural fan conventions. Manns has such a deep, personal connection with his music that it is no wonder his newest album is titled “Soul.”The release party for “Soul” was held at King King in Hollywood late last week with an impressive line-up of opening acts, including Jesse Cole and Life of Riley, who performed to an excited crowd eagerly awaiting Manns’ new set. The clear crowd pleaser of the night was the encore, Manns’ cover of “The Weight,” which he had also recently performed as a duet with Ackles at the Jus In Bello convention in Rome. Ackles, though in the audience, declined to perform, allowing his buddy his full shining moment in the spotlight.
Manns said the evening was the first time he was able to play with a full band, whose layers complemented his warm sound perfectly. But for Manns, playing live in general is always fun. “The crowd is number one,” he told My Life, Made Possible by Pop Culture. “To have all of that energy focused on the music right then and there is very addicting!"
The crowd at King King was lively, but in general Los Angeles can be a tough place for independent artists because there are just so many of them in a town where so many big acts pass through so frequently, as well. Manns enjoys the energy here but also pointed to the U.K. as a place in which he really loves to play live because “the crowds are really attentive and responsive.” He also hopes to make it back over to Rome to play again.
And since Manns mentioned Rome, of course it had to be asked if his “impromptu” performance on stage with Ackles really was as unplanned as they made it seem. Manns assured that it was. “I brought my guitar backstage, and he just kinda gave me a look like 'Nope,'" Manns explained. “We joked about how funny it would be to carry it on stage, do the stage talk, and carry it off stage, never really making mention of it, and never singing. We got down to the last question, and she asked if we would sing. We were laughing that we almost made it through, and you all know the rest!”
In case you missed it, you can see it here right now:
Manns admitted that his inspirations on this second studio release are definitely different from those of his first. “I really tried to…challenge myself to go beyond my comfort zone,” Manns shared. “There's still love songs on this one, but that's not the focal point quite as much. I think this album shows a bit of musical maturity-- at least I hope so!-- from the first. Some of the songs are a bit more complicated, and I dabbled a bit in some other musical genres [as well].”
Mann’s favorite track on the item is the title-one. He calls that “probably the most collaborative song I’ve ever written.” “Soul” was penned by Manns, his guitarist Henry O’Connor, his drummer Jonah Dolan, and his brother Matt. He mentions that when asking others their favorite song, though, he gets a wide variety of answers. “It’s been pretty evenly distributed between all of the songs on the album, and I really like that!” Mann exclaimed.
“Soul” is available now online (at CD Baby and iTunes). Manns also has an independent film available for downloading on iTunes or Video On Demand that he produced as well as co-starred in. Rock Slyde is a parody of old-school film noir about a “down and out detective who engages in a turf-war with an upstart quasi religious cult.”
“My buddy [writer/director] Chris Dowling is a funny guy, talented writer, and all around good dude,” Manns started when discussing how he got involved in such a project. “I read [the] script he wrote, and for some reason just knew we could make it. We put a great team together, raised some money, put in some of our own, and made this fun little comedy. We surprised even ourselves with the cast we were able to get. Patrick Warburton, Andy Dick, Jason Alexander, Eric Roberts, and a bunch of other fun cameos. I'd suggest seeing it...because it's funny and...interesting to see what some newbies can do with literally 1% of a Hollywood comedy budget!”
Dowling was also the mastermind behind Clownana, which Manns and Ackes acted in, alongside Kristoffer Polaha. It’s a small world, folks!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Girl Scout Cookies: Why So Delicious?...
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Supernatural Saturdays: The Devil You Know...
Friday, April 23, 2010
Weekly Examiner Round-Up...
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Are You Ready For Doodle Day?...
Where Does The Time Go??...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Woof Wednesday #49...
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Who's Ready To Vogue Tonight?...
Monday, April 19, 2010
Ask @ActuallyNPH: RENT Edition...
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Supernatural Saturdays: The First 99...
Print Isn't Dead, But It Is Changing...

Friday, April 16, 2010
Megan Mullally & Ken Marino: Part of the New Comedy Mafia!…









