Friday, October 12, 2012

Ron Swanson Prepares For The Bacon Shortage...

Officials say there is a bacon shortage going on in our country. For that, I would apologize, but I really don't eat nearly as much of the stuff as some people, say Ron Swanson, cough. If and when there's ever a dark chocolate shortage, you can come storm my door with pitchforks and lanterns, though.

But if you remember how deeply Ron feels the pain of a lack of meat from that time he learned his favorite steak restaurant had closed, you know he has learned his lesson and has prepared for such a potential post-apocalyptic world as one with limited bacon. And thankfully, he is sharing his wealth of knowledge with the world.

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